London’s burning (with boredom now).
Breaking Bad, “Crawl Space”: the follow Jesse rule
“No one is going to prison.” – Ted
Supernatural, “Season 7, Time for a Wedding”: don’t bite the hand that feeds you
“You’re so pathetic it actually loops around again to cute.” – Guy
Supernatural, “Shut Up, Dr. Phil”: a love story… sorta
Quirky gore and just a touch of impending doom makes for a nice throwback to some vintage Supernatural.
Led Zeppelin – Led Zeppelin III: #233 of best 1,000 albums ever!
What did you bring me my dear friends to keep me from the gallows pole?
Breaking Bad, “Caballo Sin Nombre”: pizza on the roof
“I can’t be the bad guy.” – Walt
Supernatural, “Repo Man”: I love luci
“Good morning, Vietnam!” – Hallucifer
Supernatural, “Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie”: the power of cheese
Sam Winchester: possessed by the devil, tortured in the deepest pit of hell and… still afraid of clowns.
Black Eyed Peas – Behind the Front: #234 of best 1,000 albums ever!
That’s the joint, that’s the jam, turn that s— up, play it again.
Breaking Bad, “Bullet Points”: buzzcut
“Yeah you do have a little s—/creek action happening.” – Saul Goodman
Supernatural, “My Heart Will Go On”: Titanic fate
Sinking the Titanic just became Fate’s number one priority.
Supernatural, “Party On, Garth”: the hapless hunter drinking game
“Beer’s not food. It’s whatever water is.” – Dean
Run-D.M.C. – Raising Hell: #235 of best 1,000 albums ever!
In New York, the people talk and try to make us rhyme, they really hawk, but we just walk because we have no time.
Breaking Bad, “Bug”: fightin’ words
“I need you to help prevent an all-out war.” – Gus Fring
Supernatural, “Mannequin 3: The Reckoning”: fraying plot threads
A loose end gets tied up… poorly.
Supernatural, “Meet the New Boss”: the little angel that could
“Not going to get my hopes up just to get kicked in the daddy pills again.” – Dean
Save Ferris – It Means Everything: #236 of best 1,000 albums ever!
When I am down and I am blue all I have to do is close my eyes and think of you – and the world is new.
Breaking Bad, “Box Cutter”: the wait is finally over
“Something in the hole went, ‘click, click.’ The box cutter went, ‘click, click.'” – Wu-Tang Clan, “Careful (Click Click)”
Supernatural, “Like a Virgin”: attention grabbing
Supernatural comes out swinging.
Supernatural, “Let it Bleed” and “The Man Who Knew Too Much”: Castiel rises
Loyalty, betrayal, and trust issues with an Angel. Yes, this is Supernatural.
Supernatural, “How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters”: mystery meat
This is Dean’s brain. This is Dean’s brain on turducken.
Buzzcocks – Singles Going Steady: #237 of best 1,000 albums ever!
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Breaking Bad, “Abiquiu”: making that feeling last
“What is Ice Station Zebra Associates?” – Skyler
Supernatural, “Hello, Cruel World”: Sam flew over the cuckoo’s nest
“You just lost one of the best friends you ever had, your brother’s in the bell jar, and purgatory’s most wanted are surfing the sewer lines, but I get it. You’re fine.” – Bobby
Supernatural, “Frontierland”: the good, the bad and the (darn right) ugly
The Phoenix will not be rising this time!
Supernatural, “Defending Your Life”: another slow day at the office
“This guy homes in on people who feel guilty. Who does that sound like to you?” – Bobby
Guns N’ Roses – Use Your Illusion II: #238 of best 1,000 albums ever!
‘Cause you could be mine, but you’re way out of line.
Supernatural, “Death’s Door”: head trip
Bobby Singer, this is your life.
Supernatural, “And Then There Were None”: whetting the appetite
Dramatic, shocking and exhilarating… a new monster rises.
Supernatural, “Adventures in Babysitting”: service with a smile
“I call it being a professional. Do it right. With a smile. Or don’t do it.” – Frank
Suits: “Errors and Omissions”: sex, drugs, and… more sex and drugs
“Is that sweat on your well-moisturized brow, Mr. Specter?”
Suits, “Pilot”: the prince and the pothead
Suits = Psych meets White Collar.
Conan O’Brien Must Go brings Conan’s need for a friend to the Max
“That’s what I do. That is my gift.”
Teddybears – Soft Machine: #239 of best 1,000 albums ever!
I’m a punk rocker, yes I am.
Suits, “Undefeated”: all’s fair
“This is a law office, not Lord of the Flies.” – Mike
Suits, “Tricks of the Trade”: Batman and Robin head to wall street
Needs more POW! BOP! And KABOOM!
Suits, “Rules of the Game”: dinner with the antichrist
Silence is golden… sometimes.
Suits, “Play the Man”: everybody hates Mike
“I don’t think you understand how high maintenance this place is.” – Harvey
Suits, “Inside Track”: Robin Hood: men in well-tailored slacks
Harvey is Harvey and Mike is an idiot.
The Sympathizer has great fun with post-Vietnam War spy games
“I was a man of two faces. The war was ending. And I awaited my new assignment.”
Suits, “Identity Crisis”: The Louis Litt Show
“I get along with me just fine.” – Harvey
The Rolling Stones – Let It Bleed: #240 of best 1,000 albums ever!
You can’t always get what you want.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Jeff/Julien”: the flagpole rises
“He’s not really rocking. He’s a software guy.” – Patti
Suits, “Dirty Little Secrets”: bring on the backstory
“Isn’t she a little taller than you?” – Quentin “It’s the heels.” – Harvey
Suits, “Dog Fight”: atonement
“I’m going to tell you a story about what that man did for me.” – Mike
Suits, “Bail Out”: you’re so money and you don’t even know it
“You don’t send a puppy to clean up its own mess. Optimally you don’t even have a puppy.” – Harvey
Adventureland: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack: #241 of best 1,000 albums ever!
I’m curious to know exactly how you are. I keep my distance, but that distance is too far.
Vanderpump Villa: Vanderpump Rules meets Below Deck on a French estate
Vanderpump Rules meets Below Deck-style conflict and hookup fest dynamics? Looks really fun.
Sublime – Second-Hand Smoke: #242 of best 1,000 albums ever!
Wrapped around your finger but I think my time has come, but I never can be too sure ’cause I like to have a little fun.
Cougar Town, “Letting You Go”: morning drinking
“That makes my lady parts beep.” – Laurie
Cougar Town, “Little Girl Blues”: Cobb-stopping
“Hey it’s okay. It’s scary to meet your boyfriend’s mom.” – Jules to Kirsten
MF DOOM – Operation: Doomsday: #243 of best 1,000 albums ever!
I sell rhymes like dimes.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Dave/Harold”: okey dokey smokey
“I’m looking for a girl that has the compliments and the beauty of Maxim meets FHM, with a Harvard degree, who’s sweet as sugar, who got off the farm, and wouldn’t expect a thing.” – Patti
Cougar Town, “Let Yourself Go”: slap out of it
“Wine up, everybody!” – Jules
Cougar Town, “Full Moon Fever”: boundless bikers
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Cougar Town, “Finding Out”: ultimate penny can
“Jules, in a relationship sometimes you have to do things that you don’t want to do. It’s part of being a couple.” – Grayson
Parish deploys Giancarlo Esposito in a New Orleans-based thriller
Parish is a Giancarlo Esposito showcase, and a richly deserved one.
Depeche Mode – Violator: #244 of best 1,000 albums ever!
Words are very unnecessary – they can only do harm.
Cougar Town, “Feel A Whole Lot Better”: that’s what he said
“Friends with benefits… the old F.W.B.” – Jules
Cougar Town, “Down South”: nice guys finish last
“I’m only an okay storm. I’m not a perfect storm!” – Ellie
Jimmy Cliff – Wonderful World, Beautiful People: #245 of best 1,000 albums ever!
Take a look at the world and the state that it’s in today. I am sure you’ll agree we all could make it a better way.
Cougar Town, “Counting On You”: churro holes and snuggies
“You should probably tweet about your problems.” – Laurie
Cougar Town, “Breakdown”: weird thing to pound out
“You suck at musical beers.” – Jules
The Guess Who – American Woman: #246 of best 1,000 albums ever!
No sugar tonight in my coffee, no sugar tonight in my tea.
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “The Plastic Surgeon & The Pole Dancer”: God complex
“She’s a stripper teacher. Let’s call it what it is.” – Patti
Cougar Town, “All Mixed Up”: the blue lagoonies
“I thought that our Grayson-ship was going great.” – Jules
Cougar Town, “Ain’t Love Strange”: and so it is
“Yes, it’s still called Cougar Town. We’re upset, too.” – Opening credits title card
Chef Aid: The South Park Album: #247 of best 1,000 albums ever!
Ooh baby, every time we kiss, hot lava.
Cougar Town, “A One Story Town”: operation kiss-the-girl
“No, it’s not Scrubs in Florida with lots of wine.” – Opening credits title card
Cougar Town, “A Mind with a Heart of Its Own”: people pleasing
“Titles we liked better than Cougar Town: Sunshine State, The Drinking Age, Cougar City, Mid-Life.” – Opening credits title card
Foxboro Hot Tubs – Stop Drop and Roll!!!: #248 of best 1,000 albums ever!
Goin’ down to the Ruby Room, I’m gonna meet my doom.
Misfits – Collection: #249 of best 1,000 albums ever!
They call us walking corpses, unholy living dead. They had to lock us up, put us in their British hell.
The Walking Dead: considering the “zombie guts” technique
Why don’t the veteran zombie fighters of The Walking Dead use the zombie guts technique early, often, and nearly always in fending off the undead biters?
The Walking Dead, “Welcome to the Tombs”: kill or die
We barely even got zombies.
Kourtney & Kim Take New York, “Go Get Your Man”: countdown to divorce
“The Hump is back!” – Kris
The Walking Dead, “What Lies Ahead”: second chances
“It’s all about slim chances now.” – Rick
The Walking Dead, “Wildfire”: CDC
“And we have fewer people. That makes us weaker.” – Lori
Elvis Costello & The Attractions – This Year’s Model: #250 of best 1,000 albums ever!
See her picture in a thousand places ’cause she’s this year’s girl.
The Walking Dead, “Vatos”: ambush
“The only reason I got away is because the dead were too busy eating my family.” – Jim
The Walking Dead, “Tell It to the Frogs”: awkward zombie apocalypse
“It’s gotta be the brain.” – Daryl
Ripley: Netflix reboots The Talented Mr. Ripley as a prestige limited series
Ripley will premiere on Netflix on Thursday, April 4th, 2024. The limited series comprises eight episodes.
The Walking Dead, “Pretty Much Dead Already”: the inevitable clash
“At least I can say that when the world went to s— I didn’t let it take me down with it.” – Dale
The Walking Dead, “Save The Last One”: saving the best for last
“Merle Dixon’s clap was the best thing that ever happened to you.” – Maggie
David Bowie – The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars: #251 of best 1,000 albums ever!
There’s a starman waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but he thinks he’d blow our minds.
The Walking Dead, “Nebraska”: WWSD (what would Shane do?)
“Death is death, it’s always been there.” – Rick
The Walking Dead, “Judge, Jury, Executioner”: one step forward, two steps back
“Who says we’re civilized anymore?” – Andrea
The Walking Dead, “Guts”: masking the scent of life
“Wayne Dunlap, Georgia license. Born 1979. He had $28 in his pocket when he died. And a picture of a pretty girl.” – Rick
The Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness: #252 of best 1,000 albums ever!
Intoxicated with the madness, I’m in love with my sadness.
The Walking Dead, “Days Gone Bye”: it’s the end of the world as we know it
“I’m sorry this happened to you.” – Rick
The Millionaire Matchmaker, “Mama’s Boy Meets Southern Gentlemen”: paragliding for love
“Anybody have sex on a boat? Anybody get pregnant on a boat?” – William Stern
The Walking Dead, “Bloodletting”: one down, five to go
“We can’t run around these woods chasing echoes.” – Daryl
The Walking Dead, “Chupacabra”: zombie farm
“You weren’t supposed to see this.” – Maggie
The Walking Dead, “Cherokee Rose”: a poisoned waterhole
“I hear you’re fast on your feet and you know how to get in and out.” – Maggie
Saturday Night Fever: The Original Movie Soundtrack: #253 of best 1,000 albums ever!
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’, and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive.
Jersey Shore re-watch! “Fade To Black” (S0104): beating up the beat
“We’re gonna have sex. That’s the situation.” – The Situation
A Gentleman in Moscow imprisons Ewan McGregor in a Soviet-era hotel
“The tighter the grip, the quicker the slip.”
The Walking Dead, “Beside The Dying Fire”: not a democracy anymore
“Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.” – Herschel
The Walking Dead, “Better Angels”: R.I.P. Shane
“You did this to us.” – Rick
The Walking Dead, “18 Miles Out”: a wrench in the plans
“You can’t just be the good guy and expect to live. Not anymore.” – Shane
Workaholics, “Karl’s Wedding”: creepin’ on the come-up
“Those are some real classy dogs up top. They’re barking at me.” – Adam