how i met your mother

"Thanks for ruining Cage Night." - Barney
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"I don’t know what I love more, his thick mustache or his trucker hat." - Lily
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"I just worship chaos." - Quinn
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"No matter how many things you put in this room, I'll still be here." - Ghost Robin
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"Last week I went out with a girl whose favorite band is Glee." - Barney
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"It's pretty bad ass you're so nice, Ted."
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"Girlfriend, if all three of us were gay, we would be having fun.” - Ted
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"We're getting old." - Marshall
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"You must be by my side protecting me." - Marshall
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"Classic Shmosby." - Barney
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"Psychologically speaking, it's perfectly normal to end up with someone like your parents." - Kevin
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"Last summer I dropped a deuce that actually looked like a number two!" - Lily
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"I don't care how good it is, I'm not going to have a third piece of cake." - Marhsall
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"It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas." - Marshall
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In 2030, I tell my kids about a the sixth season of How I Met Your Mother.
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"This was fate, I needed to see you one more time." - Victoria
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"Single file, ladies. No fatties!" - Barney
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Could Short be the new "mother"?
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Are all the HIMYM hints pointing to 'Legend - wait for it -dary' ladies man Barney walking down the aisle?
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"With a healthy diet you can live a long and healthy life... if nobody stabs you." - Barney's doctor
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A TV Geek's reaction to HIMYM's latest casting news.
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"I'd give my first born to not be able to have children!" - Barney Stinson on Marshall's "problem"
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"Our DVR won't recognize it as a television program." - Marshall Erickson, on Robin's show
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“It’s going to be legen – wait for it – I’ll send you an inter-office memo with the rest cause we freakin’ work together!” - Barney
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Quick Take: How I Met Your Mother, "Subway Wars"
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"You can't delete contacts from your brain, Lily." - Robin Scherbatsky
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"It's time to let go of the fantasies," NPH says as he expertly flips the switch to his sad eyes. And the crowd goes awww.
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I get that HIMYM is supposed to be kind of stylized and over the top, but I just wasn't feeling it.
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I found myself wishing that more comedy would stem from real moments.
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