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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, "PETA Not on Set": pinata your body

Posted on: Thursday, October 20, 2011 by Eric - TV Geek Army "Revered Leader"
"Do the dignified thing and send grandpa off with a party. Just watch him die, bring him here, and then we'll gut him and replace those guts with some candy!" – From "Piñata your body!"
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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time, "Baby Not From Booty": raw, raunchy, pretty damned funny

Posted on: Thursday, October 6, 2011 by Lucas High
"Where's your gat? Is it under your soccer ball?" - Nick
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Pretend Time creator Nick Swardson returns for a second season of outrageous comedy [Interview]

Posted on: Tuesday, October 4, 2011 by Tara Bennett
This just in: Creepio will be back for the return of the new season of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time!
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Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time, “Mudslide Junction”: pass the tissues, we all got issues

Posted on: Thursday, November 4, 2010 by Eric - TV Geek Army "Revered Leader"
“When sodomizing a real wolf, please use extreme caution.” - Voiceover guy for Survibrator, the world’s most complete survival vibratror
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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time: "Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts": (putting us in) Mr. Stitches

Posted on: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 by Eric - TV Geek Army "Revered Leader"
"Can we ask the donkey out for a cerveza?" - Paco
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