the office

Justin Long steps in front of the camera as Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Would you watch a show all about Dwight?

“Oh yeah!” - Kevin

“Jiminy Chrstmas!” - Erin

Quick Take: The Office, "Pam's Replacement"

Andy throws a party to impress his boss and his family.

The Office gang is still getting used to their new boss and their new CEO.

Taking a look at the gentlemen up for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series this year.

Michael Scott's replacement has been hired.

“The people that you work with are, when you get down to it, your very best friends.” – Michael

A list of Michael's ten best moments as the leader of Dunder Mifflin Scranton.

“Anything can happen at the Dundies. They're like the Golden Globes only less mean.” – Michael

“Deangelo is great. I love the guy. But I’m not sure he’s a great fit for the office. And I’m not sure I love the guy.” – Michael Scott

“I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.” – Michael

NBC made the announcement that The Office, Community and Parks and Recreation will return for the 2011-2012 TV season.

“It's gonna take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, back and balls to kill Michael Scarn.” - Michael Scarn/Scott

“Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.” - Michael

“Her personality is like a three. Her sense of humor is a two. Her ears are like a seven, and a four. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And he treats her like she's a perfect forty.” - Erin, about Holly

“I'm really excited for Michael either way, because if Holly chooses to be with him, he will be so, so happy. And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life.” - Erin

Steve Carell to exit The Office before May. Who will take over?

“In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all... it's fear. Merry Christmas.” - Dwight

“If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything.”- Jim

“There's this thing on Glee called mash-up where two things that don't go together make one great song. Take Gabe. Take Michael. You make Gay-Mike. Best friends.” - Erin

“Why you always gotta be so mean to me?” – Toby to God

“I just made Kevin cry and Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That’s not Halloween. Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.” – Michael

“People can't keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.” – Dwight

“I have a disease, of which there is no known cure. It has been sexually transmitted to me. I can't even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.” – Michael Scott

“Women can not resist a man singing show tunes. It's so powerful even a lot of men can't resist a man singing show tunes.” – Andy Bernard

“I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

Time for The Office to sail into the 5pm sunset while the getting is still pretty good?

"Is that the show where all the puppets live in the barrio?" – Dwight

"You can be gay with Matt, but be straight with me." – Darryl to Oscar

The Office needs more Darryl. How often can we say that?

The Office gang contends with new corporate overlords and new corporate policies (and Kathy Bates!).