Let's boil down this season's edition of The Bachelor, shall we? Bachelor du jour Ben Flajnik is consistently if vaguely annoying. We all want "black spider" Courtney Robertson to get the boot in the worst way. As soon as she does, most if not all remaining interest in the season gets snuffed. That just about cover it, me thinks.
The Band of Brother's miniseries finale, "Points," is airing tonight on Spike at 10:00 for reason. Because it's "for guys," I suppose. In any event, it's nearly impossible for me to pull away from the brilliant 10-part examination of one Army company's bravery and sacrifice in combating Hitler's Europe during World War II.
I was able to get a flavor for the American Chopper franchise's Paul Teutul Sr. during last night's (very entertaining) premiere episode of Celebrity Apprentice. Let's just say that I am no more motivated to catch this guy talking motorcycles than I was prior.

TV Geek Army Field Guide: marching orders
Premieres & Returning
Bethenny Ever After – Bravo, 9:00
Basketball Wives – VH1, 8:00
Mission Imperatives
The Bachelor – ABC, 8:00
How I Met Your Mother – CBS, 8:00
Alcatraz – FOX, 9:00
Being Human – Syfy, 9:00
Weird & Wonderful
Hoarders – A&E, 9:00
It's a Brad, Brad World – Bravo, 10:00
American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior – Discovery, 9:00
Ice Loves Coco – E!, 10:30
Pawn Stars – History, 10:00 & 10:30
What are you looking forward to tonight? Let us know in the comments, and tell us too what should / should not be a "mission imperative"!
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