cougar town

I didn't think that product placement could get much worse in the modern era than Celebrity Apprentice's all out assault on our advertising-drenched good graces. But perhaps I was wrong.

“I’m only an okay storm. I’m not a perfect storm!" - Ellie

"He's lost in the Devil's Hole with a water bottle full of lies." - Andy

“Why does this school have a cougar? Nothing here has anything to do with cougars." - Sig

"Seriously, we spend more time coming up with these title cards than we do writing the show." Opening credits

“That makes less sense than non-alcoholic beer. Or soccer.” – Bobby

“No, it’s not Scrubs in Florida with lots of wine.” – Opening credits

“Your name isn’t that great, either.” – Opening Credits

“What? When I need to think, sometimes I go to the beach with my blades and my boom-box.” – Grayson

“Titles we liked better than Cougar Town: Sunshine State, The Drinking Age, Cougar City, Mid-Life” – Opening Credits

"Yes, it's still called Cougar Town. We're upset, too." - Opening credits

Courteney Cox and friends wield their vino to get fans to come back for more Cougar Town.

Cougar Town will air its third season premiere on Tuesday, Feb. 14 at 8:30 p.m.

With the 2010-2011 TV season over with, I look back at my top five shows of the season.

In terms of television as a whole, Twitter has become a significant piece in how shows are looking to create a “two screen” interactive platform in terms of how people watch television and interact with friends and followers at the same time.

“I'm gonna say it. The clingy mom act? It's not cute anymore. In fact, it's ugly on you. Just like scarves.” – Ellie

“Oh my. To see Grayson cry would be like seeing... a double-rainbow.” – Jules

“I'm feeling good about Jayson. It's Grayson and Jules. I combined our names like the way they do with celebrity couples.” – Grayson

“I'm sorry this sucks. But, this is what happens when Dove's cry.” - Andy

"It's okay to watch a show called Cougar Town."

"Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriend’s mom." – Jules to Kirsten

“Don't hate the player, hate the game, yo!” – Ellie

"Jules, I want to be more than just a guy who sleeps with you." - Grayson

"Wine up, everybody!" - Jules

"I thought that our Graysonship was going great." - Jules to Grayson

An exceptionally fun and consistent and entertaining half-hour season of comedy is out on DVD, if light on bonus features.

"Jules, in a relationship sometimes you have to do things that you don't want to do. It's part of being a couple." - Grayson

"You suck at musical beers." - Jules

"Friends with benefits... the old F.W.B." - Jules

"That makes my lady parts beep." - Laurie

"The guys are playing emotional chicken. Whoever cries to this song first loses." – Jules

"You should probably tweet about your problems." – Laurie (Busy Philipps)

Laurie's mother comes to town this week to wreck some havoc. Key line: "puke punch!"