modern family

"I'm lying next to my rock." – Cam

"It's a leash." - Mitchell

"Her spirits are high; her whole family is high – there’s your headline." - Phil

"Griffin! Legendary creature from Greek mythology with the head of a lion and the wings of an eagle..." - Manny

“She was like this last month. And the month before that. And the month before that.” – Luke

“She’s like a dream wrapped in a wish and poured into jeggings.” – Manny

“That game already exists – it’s called 'alcoholism.'" – Mitch

“You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but you can’t make her laugh.” – Phil

"F--k." - Lily

"Am I worried that they might write it all down and just do it themselves? Quite frankly, I hadn't thought about it until just now..." - Phil

The cast and crew stave off a sophomore slump.

“There is not a soul who can touch you when it comes to shopping and Baby, you know it. Be you.” – Claire to Hayley

“I love your ‘I love you,’ but I’m getting tired of your ‘but.’ Yeah I heard it.” – Phil

“It just slipped out. Those are the worst three words I could say to Phil.” – Jay

“Well, sometimes life gets in the way... Did I say “wife gets in the way?” I do that sometimes.” - Phil

“Go, I can handle it. You’re not the first girl to leave me at this table with a plate full of chicken wings. I’m kidding! I wish I was kidding. You weren’t supposed to hear that, have fun.” – Phil to Hayley

“I’ll admit, I’m kind of turned on by women in power: Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleeza Rice, Serena... Williams... wait a minute...” - Phil

“Jay is always telling me to 'write this down' – I don’t always catch everything he says. Something something firm handshake. Never take the first room they show you – not sure who 'they' is. This one just says pancakes.” – Manny

"I've had my super Dunphy all along." – Claire

“Let’s face it – a well-fed Cam is hardly a model of emotional stability. Now, deprive him of food, and stage by stage, it’s a slow descent into madness.” - Mitchell

The bellyaching laughs are back!

“Cam! I did a boy thing – I blew up the bird house!” – Mitchell

Taking a look at the nominees for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series.

"What are you waiting for, a box of chocolates?" - Jay to Mitch

"You can go home again." - Phil

"It's my wife's dad's second wife so... legally okay but it's still weird." - Phil

"It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight." - Survivor

"Luke, stay. Luke, stay!" – Phil and Claire to Luke

"Yeah, I know you have all that greeting card 'screw you' money." - Jay to Mitchell

"I was born to play Tevye." – Manny

The Dunphy clan confronts their fears, including buried treasure, roller coasters, and driving tests. But don't worry about that, it's funny.