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Buy South Park on DVD: Season Fourteen

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"Washington Redskins totally gets people's attention." – Eric Cartman
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While some episodes from recent seasons are certainly more "classic" than others, there are plenty of reasons to cheer for South Park remaining on the air for a long time to come.
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"We are all just one Pabst Blue Ribbon away from being White Trash In Trouble." - Narrator
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"He's almost like a Puritan lady whose period hath stopped." - Miles Standish
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Cartman is responsible for more stringent physical education requirements.
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"Why don't you go home and cry to your stuffed animals?" - Cartman's classmate
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"A blowjob isn't with your mouth, it's with your heart." - lyrics from "Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen"
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"I put a lot of Arby's Horsey Sauce on those." - Cartman
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"I am the last of the Mexicans!" - Butters
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Another brilliant scheme brought to you by the mind of Eric Cartman.
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Even after 15 seasons it's shocking to see how current this show can be.
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Ike to the rescue!
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Why you should leave comedy to the humans...
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South Park's back, and it's disgustingly good.
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The only thing the iPad couldn't do was walk or read... until now.
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"Thank you, Shake Weight." - Sharon
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"Mint Berry Crunch isn't afraid of his fat sister." - Bradley
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"It's going to be like a Nine Inch Nails concert that goes on forever." - Goth Kid
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"We no longer f--- the earth, we DP it." - Tony Hayward
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"Next thing you know, Jersey party at Sizzler." - Steve "Last Call"
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"I'm not poor and stupid enough to do NASCAR and I never will be." - Cartman
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