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"You are gay to the gay gay gay." – Rachel
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"If there's a chakra that's closed down, then I'm happy to open it." – Johnny Simon
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The ghosts of Patti's past come back to haunt her on the first MM reunion special.
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Patti decides to give her club a try in the quest to find her own one true love.
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Can Patti turn two different players into lovers?
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Patti tried to work her magic with two guys that need some help.
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"There are people that fake it till they make it? I don't really have to fake it, 'cuz I've already made it. But I could make it even more." – Skylar Hausewirth
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Brothers try Patti's patience.
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Patti deals with a repeat offender and a guy who needs his mojo back.
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Two middle-aged self-help gurus need Patti's help stat!
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Patti does her first all-gay mixer with some stellar results.
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A literal prince and a nerd seek love from Patti and her team.
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Two businessmen try to find the women who will make their babies.
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Patti Stanger is back in LA, ready to match together hearts and checkbooks.
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"Am I allowed to get a BJ on like the date?" – Freddie Mitchell
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“If I had to choose one body part, whether it’s boobs or butt, definitely a butt man.” - Doug Kepanis
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“This is like one of the first tees I came out with: ‘Boys Ain’t Shit But Hoes and Tricks.’ I obviously have some issues with guys.” – Leah
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“Every time I do a romance novel they tell me a bit of history.” - Cindy
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"Don't tell me you have that whiny obnoxious New York Jewish type that just doesn't listen to me, 'cause I just can't handle that right now." - Patti Stanger
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Skip the lifeboats, everybody drown yourselves on the sound of the whistle!
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"He looks like a muffin." – Patti Stanger
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