wilfred

The hype for The Dark Knight Rises has reached the hyperactive. Is it good, is it great, will audiences foam at the mouth for its very Transcendence? Sure, probably, who knows? But is it better than what's on television this summer? Balderdash, we of the TV Geek Army cry!

"I know why you're here now. To stop me from slipping down that slope." - Ryan

"Never underestimate the power of a dream." - Cinzia

"I don't really know what snout-rape means, but I hate my mailman too." - Angelique

"It's nice to a part of the community." - Ryan

"I'm not crazy." - Ryan

"Anger is like herpes, you're not meant to keep it to yourself." - Wilfred

"It's eat or be eaten. Find the animal within." - Wilfred

"I've seen more aggressive ball play in an airport men's room." - Wilfred

"You've lost your mind, its like you've got some kind of God Complex." - Ryan

"My anal glands need to be expressed, it's my constitutional right." - Wilfred

"That motorcycle dick is ruining the neighborhood." - Wilfred

"Trust thyself, and only another shall betray thee." - William Penn

Wilfred might be an angel or a devil on his new friend's shoulder, but either way he's nothing but a dog.

Elijah Wood is set to star in FX's new off-beat comedy Wilfred and we take the opportunity to look back at his interesting career in show-business.