Adam Wattenbarger
Member since: 2010-09-27
Stories By Adam Wattenbarger
"With a healthy diet you can live a long and healthy life... if nobody stabs you." - Barney's doctor
Posted on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, by Adam Wattenbarger
"Sometimes you have to choose between love and talent." - Mercedes
Posted on Wednesday, February 9, 2011, by Adam Wattenbarger
Steve Carell to exit The Office before May. Who will take over?
Posted on Saturday, January 15, 2011, by Adam Wattenbarger
"I'd give my first born to not be able to have children!" - Barney Stinson on Marshall's "problem"
Posted on Tuesday, January 4, 2011, by Adam Wattenbarger
"NaOnka will not vote for me." - Brenda
Posted on Thursday, November 18, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"I'm going to have to go to the wound care unit. Look at some wounds." - Sue Sylvester
Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"I'm not perfect, I'm a humanitarian!" - NaOnka
Posted on Thursday, November 11, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"Inside it smells like tears." - Andy Richter
Posted on Tuesday, November 9, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"It's going to continue to spread like cancerous tentacles through the tribe." - Marty, describing Jane
Posted on Thursday, November 4, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
An overview of the life of Life Unexpected circa Season Two.
Posted on Wednesday, November 3, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
“It could go down as one of the stupidest moves ever, or maybe not.” - Marty
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"Our DVR won't recognize it as a television program." - Marshall Erickson, on Robin's show
Posted on Tuesday, October 26, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
“It’s going to be legen – wait for it – I’ll send you an inter-office memo with the rest cause we freakin’ work together!” - Barney
Posted on Tuesday, October 19, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"It was like watching a horse die." - Anand
Posted on Friday, October 15, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
Quick Take: How I Met Your Mother, "Subway Wars"
Posted on Tuesday, October 12, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"If this thing doesn't go viral, then there's no such thing as viral." - Clint
Posted on Friday, October 8, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"Whenever I pray I fall asleep." - Brittany
Posted on Thursday, October 7, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"Isn't spy sex great?" - Heather Chandler
Posted on Tuesday, October 5, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"You can't delete contacts from your brain, Lily." - Robin Scherbatsky
Posted on Tuesday, October 5, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
"You still have to live with these bitches." -Donald Trump
Posted on Friday, October 1, 2010, by Adam Wattenbarger
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