"Next thing you know, Jersey party at Sizzler." - Steve "Last Call"

"I was drunk and it wasn't me, but I knew exactly what I was doing." - Katie

"Huh, so this is what a father's kiss feels like." - Steve

"You matter to us now, Tony." - Kenny

"I ain't building no bookcase." - Chalky

"Congratulations. You can Google and use a digital camera. What do you want?" - Hank

"You get an 'I Met a Congresswoman' sticker." - Regina Goodman

"A good hockey wig could put this thing over the top." - Charlie

"I'm not poor and stupid enough to do NASCAR and I never will be." - Cartman

"Say what you will about Paul Shaffer, but he shows up." - Puddle

"Let nature take its course. Help it along if you can." - Nucky

"That's how you patronize someone right there." - Charlie

"Full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women." - Dr. Spaceman

"Steal a quarter of a million dollars from me." - Lindus

"Can a guy who just traveled three weeks on a garbage barge to see you get a hug around here?" - Andy

"I guess I abandoned you. It's what I do, right?" - John

"And in addition to all that other stuff, Kenny Powers still does not like children." - Kenny

"The moral of this story is that if I'd cause a stranger to choke to death for my own amusement, what do you think I'll do to you if you don't tell me who ordered you to kill Colosimo." - Arnold Rothstein

"I'm not drunk. I'm more sober than I've ever been in my entire life." - Dennis

"Okay. Season Five. Here we go." - Liz