Let's kick spoiler alerts to the curb. Who's with me?

What will be next for the talented but prickly newsman/pundit/provocateur?

28 things that especially delighted and/or tripped me out about Mad Men's glorious return to form.

Do the Powers That Be – those that Control the Televisions, as it were – know something that we don't?

In short, watch Breaking In tonight. It'll be worth your while.

Bravo rolls out another romantic matchmaking, er, brokering (or something) show dubbed Love Broker.

A hurricane blasts through Fort Marshall and everyone benefits.

The Walking Dead has officially reclaimed its place amongst the best (and scariest) shows on television after its last 1.25 episodes.

So NBC may have a potential mega-powerhouse on its hands on Thursday nights...

Will the men continue to dominate the lady-folk on Survivor: One World?

"Enjoy the delusion of your life." – Lisa Lampanelli to Victoria Gotti

What's my point? I suppose that I think that FUTURE SCAN or no, local TV news and weather is rather outdated.

I'm gonna say it: Southland is one of the best shows of 2012, flat out and straight up.

It's funny: beyond recalling that The Bachelor, Ben Flajnik, is vaguely yet insistently annoying, and that there's a crazy "black widow" named Courtney scuttling about, nothing about this season is memorable or all that discussion-worthy.

Can one scene reinvigorate a series?

We've unearthed an oddball voice mail message from none other than Don Draper to distract us if for ever so brief a moment.

Here's what I'm thinking: The Office should move to another night, and NBC should roll out a lineup of 30 Rock, Parks & Rec, Community, and Up All Night.

In this final stretch run to Mad Men's Season Five premiere (Sunday, March 25th, on AMC) every scrap of promotion and teaser info we can dig up is both tantalizing and maddening.

As Modern Family chugs along and consistently produces a hilarious and sharply written family comedy(!) while making it look easy, my admiration for many things about the show, including the cast, increases.

You know you're a TV geek when you think about the days of the week based on the types (and quality) of the shows on each night.