"Because you don't turn the other cheek, you slice it." - Brian Moser

"Dexter, if you don't let that darkness go, it won't let go of you." - Brother Sam

The stars of Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's creepy FX series field questions about their paranormal experiences, the show's wide appeal, and, yes, the Rubber Man.

"So they're real? The babies with wings?" - Snooki

"He wants to act like shit, then live in the toilet." -Ronnie

"When people function this early in the morning, this isn't real life to me. This is like a video game." -Snooki

"Wow. On the surface, Jionni seemed like a nice kid. But at the end of the day, that kid was a f***ing wankster." -Mike

"Do you know what a kuka is?" - Deena

"You don't have to f--king do an intervention. I'm not addicted to heroin. I'm just addicted to my boyfriend's penis." -Snooki

"So you're winning, while you're twinning, 'cause you got two twin chicks." - Pauly D

"It looks like Beauty and the Beast or some shit. I feel like people are just gonna start singing out their windows." - Vinny

"You know, Italy's like that big country. No, no! Europe is that big country." - Snooki

The first two episodes of Season Four hint at an exciting new direction for Skyler White.

With four actors from the same show, one Gleek and Charlie Sheen's TV brother, the Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series category may be the 2011 Emmys' worst