Mark D Curran

Member since: 2011-06-23
Find me at: http://markdforlife.wordpress.com
Bio:

Mark is a freelance writer, student of English and Philosophy, and still has too much time on his hands. If you have any of your own, check out the blog and follow him on Twitter!

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Stories By Mark D Curran

“Not every insult requires a response.” - Jimmy (and others)
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“Great power demands great sacrifice.” – Rumpelstiltskin
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7 episode 7, reviewed by Mark Curran.
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“Devil here! Just popping by with a little damnation-orientation.” – Devil-Dean Pelton
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"Brother Sam would say it's not an accident that I've stumbled onto a killer who seems to have his own kind of faith." - Dexter
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“The Queen has created a powerful curse -- and it’s coming. Soon you’ll all be in a prison, just like me, only worse." – Rumpelstiltskin
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“You two have boyfriends? How did you not know that the reason I invited you back to my bar was to bang you? Get outta here! Get the hell out of here! Shoo away from me!” – Dennis
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“Go, I can handle it. You’re not the first girl to leave me at this table with a plate full of chicken wings. I’m kidding! I wish I was kidding. You weren’t supposed to hear that, have fun.” – Phil to Hayley
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“What does the bee do? Bring home honey. What does father do? Bring home money. What does mother do? Lay out the money. What do children do? Eat up the honey!” – Margaret’s daughter (singing)
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“I suppose I’ve learned that “crazy” is a lot more complicated than people think.” – Walter Bishop
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“I guess that don’t leave me with no choice... but to be a mature-ass adult about this shit! I’m working on my temper. But know that I strongly disagree with this!” - Reggie
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"There's no such thing as Single-Malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club? Oh... I guess I never said it out loud." - Jeff
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“I’ll admit, I’m kind of turned on by women in power: Michelle Obama, Oprah, Condoleeza Rice, Serena... Williams... wait a minute...” - Phil
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“Brother Sam wasn’t who I thought he was, but you – this – I know all too well. Always the same ending. Because monsters don’t get to live happily ever after.” - Dexter
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“But it’s not real. It’s something that’s invaded your mind. It’s hurting you. You matter to me. I care. And I don’t want to lose you. I can’t lose you... not again.” – Walter
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“The way she left, I could tell that somebody – or something – had really put the scare on her. But what? Why? Stapler? Was I crazy, or were they somehow connected?” – Chang’s inner monologue
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“Jay is always telling me to 'write this down' – I don’t always catch everything he says. Something something firm handshake. Never take the first room they show you – not sure who 'they' is. This one just says pancakes.” – Manny
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Arrested Development to return to the air for ten episodes.
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"It feels good to twist the knife. Now, come meet the men who made this city." - The Commodore to Eli
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“Walter, I’m here. I’m right here. Help me, Walter. Please. Help me.” – Peter’s disembodied voice
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