MaryAnn was raised by television because her parents were too cheap to get a babysitter. Some people have fond memories of summer camp, she has Salute Your Shorts reruns. Stalk her on Twitter at @radium_girl.
MaryAnn Sleasman
Member since: 2011-06-27
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Stories By MaryAnn Sleasman
"I should have taken that job at Google."-- Charlie
Posted on Tuesday, May 1, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
“Beer’s not food. It’s whatever water is.” - Dean
Posted on Sunday, April 1, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
“Quit being Dalai-friggin-Yoda about this. Get pissed!”-- Dean
Posted on Monday, March 26, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
Sally Malik rocks this year's "Poltergeist-chic" collection.
Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
"Call me if you don't die."-- Frank
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
What’s the difference between a blood bath and a blood orgy? Not much.
Posted on Tuesday, March 13, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
Vampire Princess Suren: God's Gift To Ballroom Notoriety.
Posted on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
“You don’t kill to protect a secret you just told someone.” - Bridget
Posted on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
Bring on the undead invasion -- these women have sapped my will to live.
Posted on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
“Now I go back to prison.” — Dan Scott
Posted on Thursday, March 1, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
Look everybody! It’s Misha Collins!
Posted on Wednesday, February 22, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
Now featuring pornstasch-free flashbacks!
Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
“Good morning, Vietnam!” - Hallucifer
Posted on Tuesday, February 21, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
Silly. Much too silly. - M. Python
Posted on Wednesday, February 15, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
That awkward moment when you possess another body and get stuck.
Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2012, by MaryAnn Sleasman
