MaryAnn Sleasman

Member since: 2011-06-27
Bio:

MaryAnn was raised by television because her parents were too cheap to get a babysitter. Some people have fond memories of summer camp, she has Salute Your Shorts rerunsStalk her on Twitter at @radium_girl.

Stories By MaryAnn Sleasman

When is "gourmet buffet" NOT an oxymoron?
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"I should have taken that job at Google."-- Charlie
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“Beer’s not food. It’s whatever water is.” - Dean
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“Quit being Dalai-friggin-Yoda about this. Get pissed!”-- Dean
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Sally Malik rocks this year's "Poltergeist-chic" collection.
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"Call me if you don't die."-- Frank
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“That’s insane.” - Henry
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What’s the difference between a blood bath and a blood orgy? Not much.
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Vampire Princess Suren: God's Gift To Ballroom Notoriety.
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“You don’t kill to protect a secret you just told someone.” - Bridget
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Bring on the undead invasion -- these women have sapped my will to live.
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“Now I go back to prison.” — Dan Scott
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Neal makes a dramatic exit.
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I know, Ringer. I know.
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Look everybody! It’s Misha Collins!
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Now featuring pornstasch-free flashbacks!
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“Good morning, Vietnam!” - Hallucifer
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Too little, too late.
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Silly. Much too silly. - M. Python
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