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A writer, photographer, Brooklynite, and fan of all things pop culture. Except cat videos. Those are just a slippery slope.

Stories By AndrewCothren

"You've just gotta learn to talk to people who aren't like you." - Godfrey
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"I've never heard of you either, dickface." - Louis C.K.
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When bad luck meets mediocre comedy.
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“What we do is a calling, my dear. We make people happy.” - Joan Rivers
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"There's a toilet in the kitchen, so let's go." - Louis C.K.
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